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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,722ndMost Inclusive: 1,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,894th
The Guinea Pig Paradise Haven of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Remember, there will one day be peace...
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The Cavian State

Population5.878 billion

CapitalOscar City
LeaderRoyal Highness Your Majesty King Oscar I
FaithAssociation Football

CurrencyPorcii
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Guinea Pig Paradise Haven of The Cavian State is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Royal Highness Your Majesty King Oscar I with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.878 billion Cavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oscar City. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion Porciis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,322 Porciis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Cavian justice, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and tourists call Cavian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown. The Cavian State's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Association Football.

The Cavian State is ranked 5,409th in the world and 5th in The Wolf Clan for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,255.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,722ndMost Inclusive: 1,769thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,894thNicest Citizens: 2,701stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,421stMost Cultured: 3,427thMost Pacifist: 4,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,934thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,909thSmartest Citizens: 5,945thMost Efficient Economies: 6,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,311thMost Developed: 7,330thMost Politically Free: 7,352ndNudest: 7,408thLargest Retail Industry: 7,675thHighest Average Incomes: 7,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,944thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,563rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,188thSafest: 10,315thHighest Drug Use: 10,345thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,474thLargest Governments: 11,929thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,820thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,197thHealthiest Citizens: 14,465thHighest Economic Output: 14,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,090thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,337thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,574thLowest Crime Rates: 16,871st
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Cavian State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Cavian State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Cavian State's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, tourists call Cavian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Cavian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cavian State, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : The Cavian State's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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