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Largest Welfare Programs: 434th Most Advanced Public Transport: 506th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 517th
The United Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
For our God, Saints and Republic!
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The Catholic State of Eire

Population7.305 billion

CapitalBaile Átha Cliath
LeaderUachtarán Raymond McRogers
Faiththe Eaglais Chaitliceach na hÉireann

AnimalIrish Wolfhound

The United Socialist Republic of The Catholic State of Eire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Uachtarán Raymond McRogers with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.305 billion Éireannacha love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Éireannach economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 152,638 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Éireannach city, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Catholic State of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Eaglais Chaitliceach na hÉireann.

The Catholic State of Eire is ranked 143,675th in the world and 59th in Right to Life for Most Primitive, scoring -233.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 517thMost Pacifist: 1,252ndSafest: 1,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,444thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,446thNicest Citizens: 1,584thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,717thMost Devout: 1,973rdLargest Governments: 2,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,270thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,872ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,010thHealthiest Citizens: 4,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,466thMost Developed: 5,036thMost Influential: 5,111thMost Inclusive: 5,508thMost Efficient Economies: 5,539thBest Weather: 6,233rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,657thMost Cultured: 10,282ndSmartest Citizens: 11,121stMost Income Equality: 11,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,079thHighest Economic Output: 12,297th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

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