by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,529th Rudest Citizens: 2,660th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,587th
The Holly jolly Crispmax of
Capitalist Paradise
Happy crispmax, remember to buy corporate cr#p!
Purrsident Neko
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The cat citadel

Population767 million

CapitalNew Confederate Capital
LeaderPurrsident Neko

CurrencyCat Meal

The Holly jolly Crispmax of The cat citadel is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Purrsident Neko with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 767 million Cats are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Confederate Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The frighteningly efficient cat citadelian economy, worth 93.8 trillion Cat Meals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 122,235 Cat Meals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,881 per year while the poor average 8,378, a ratio of 90.9 to 1.

Copyright laws have been abolished, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, Purrsident Neko has just been declared ruler of The cat citadel in an international press conference, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The cat citadel's national animal is the Hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The cat citadel is ranked 92,522nd in the world and 24th in nasunia for Largest Populations, with 767 million Capita.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,529thRudest Citizens: 2,660thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,587thLargest Retail Industry: 4,591stFattest Citizens: 4,620thMost Avoided: 4,739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,606thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,244thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,740thMost Secular: 7,221stMost Pro-Market: 7,997thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,734thHighest Drug Use: 9,897thMost Efficient Economies: 12,397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,950thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,059thMost Armed: 15,084th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

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