The Dictatorship of The Carverlands is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 471 million Grails are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havikstad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grailish economy, worth 56.0 trillion Munts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,906 Munts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,155 per year while the poor average 26,883, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The Grailish Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Carverlands's national animal is the Hawk.

The Carverlands is ranked 124,895^th in the world and 6,235^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.78 Atheism Rate.