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Largest Retail Industry: 3,689th Largest Mining Sector: 4,654th Most Avoided: 5,368th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail the New Cartoon World Order
Grand General Gumball T Watterson
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Cartoon World Order

Population2.819 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderGrand General Gumball T Watterson
FaithGrand-Tooniholica

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDouble-headed Eagle

The Empire of The Cartoon World Order is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand General Gumball T Watterson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.819 billion Toon Socialists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Toonthlic economy, worth 309 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,701 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,087 per year while the poor average 28,077, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Most Toonthlic video games are banned in other countries, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cartoon World Order's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Grand-Tooniholica.

The Cartoon World Order is ranked 36,046th in the world and 59th in KAISERREICH for Most Devout, with 772.91 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,689thLargest Mining Sector: 4,654thMost Avoided: 5,368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,736thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,544thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,681st
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

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