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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,727th Most Stationary: 2,995th Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,661st
The Dem Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
A New Dawning for All
Charles Nellis
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The Cardwith Islands

Population14.439 billion

CapitalNoritts
LeaderCharles Nellis

CurrencyTupa
AnimalHowler Monkey

The Dem Socialist Republic of The Cardwith Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Charles Nellis with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14.439 billion Cardwithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noritts. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The Cardwithian economy, worth 884 trillion Tupas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,236 Tupas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Charles Nellis, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, private law firms are unheard of, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cardwith Islands's national animal is the Howler Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cardwith Islands is ranked 2,727th in the world and 1st in Wishton Polynesia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,397.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,727thMost Stationary: 2,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,889thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,324thMost Influential: 9,935thLargest Populations: 10,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,810thHighest Economic Output: 15,832nd

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  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Cardwith Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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