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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 365thMost Armed: 371st
The Foamy Frontiersmen of
Compulsory Consumerist State
This motto for hire.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Cappuccino Cowboy

Population14.172 billion

CapitalBooty Hill
Leadermob of concerned citizens
Faitha hot foamy caffeinated beverage

Currencycoffee bean
Animalbig hoss

The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by mob of concerned citizens with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.172 billion Cappuccino Cowboys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Booty Hill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cappuccino Cowboyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion coffee beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,544 coffee beans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,316,583 per year while the poor average 2,380, a ratio of 973 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest big hoss hunting institutions, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Booty Hill as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cappuccino Cowboy's national animal is the big hoss, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a hot foamy caffeinated beverage.

The Cappuccino Cowboy is ranked 18,485th in the world and 14th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 112.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 365thMost Armed: 371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 386thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 526thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 566thMost Avoided: 629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 645thLargest Gambling Industry: 656thFattest Citizens: 793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,041stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,466thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,556thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,183rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,375thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,733rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,562ndHighest Economic Output: 3,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,648thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,051stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,094thRudest Citizens: 6,225thMost Efficient Economies: 7,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,175thMost Cultured: 11,553rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,881stMost Pro-Market: 16,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,104thLargest Populations: 17,887thMost Stationary: 18,133rdHighest Drug Use: 18,485thLargest Black Market: 19,661st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the region

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