by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 355thHighest Crime Rates: 371st
The Foamy Frontiersmen of
Compulsory Consumerist State
This motto for hire.
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The Cappuccino Cowboy

Population15.396 billion

CapitalBooty Hill
Leadermob of concerned citizens
Faitha hot foamy caffeinated beverage

Currencycoffee bean
Animalbig hoss

The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by mob of concerned citizens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.396 billion Cappuccino Cowboys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Booty Hill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cappuccino Cowboyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion coffee beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,544 coffee beans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,316,584 per year while the poor average 2,380, a ratio of 973 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest big hoss hunting institutions, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Booty Hill as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cappuccino Cowboy's national animal is the big hoss, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a hot foamy caffeinated beverage.

The Cappuccino Cowboy is ranked 241,359th in the world and 179th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -25.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 355thHighest Crime Rates: 371stMost Armed: 375thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 384thMost Avoided: 472ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 515thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 530thLargest Gambling Industry: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 643rdFattest Citizens: 804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,006thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,307thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,616thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,320thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,701stHighest Economic Output: 3,500thLargest Retail Industry: 3,629thHighest Average Incomes: 3,686thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,037thRudest Citizens: 6,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,066thMost Efficient Economies: 7,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,023rdMost Cultured: 11,636thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,855thMost Stationary: 15,871stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,769thLargest Populations: 17,187thMost Pro-Market: 18,134thLargest Black Market: 19,145thHighest Drug Use: 19,456thSmartest Citizens: 24,114th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the region

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