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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 71stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rdMost Armed: 353rd
The Foamy Frontiersmen of
Compulsory Consumerist State
This motto for hire.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Cappuccino Cowboy

Population12.984 billion

CapitalBooty Hill
Leadermob of concerned citizens
Faitha hot foamy caffeinated beverage

Currencycoffee bean
Animalbig hoss

The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by mob of concerned citizens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.984 billion Cappuccino Cowboys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Booty Hill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cappuccino Cowboyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion coffee beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,544 coffee beans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,316,583 per year while the poor average 2,380, a ratio of 973 to 1.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest big hoss hunting institutions, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Booty Hill as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cappuccino Cowboy's national animal is the big hoss, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a hot foamy caffeinated beverage.

The Cappuccino Cowboy is ranked 590th in the world and 7th in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,045.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 71stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rdMost Armed: 353rdHighest Crime Rates: 361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 510thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590thMost Avoided: 610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 617thLargest Gambling Industry: 663rdFattest Citizens: 768thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,525thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,035thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,351stLargest Mining Sector: 2,436thLargest Retail Industry: 3,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,433rdHighest Economic Output: 3,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,344thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,673rdRudest Citizens: 5,750thMost Efficient Economies: 6,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,743rdTop
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Most Cultured: 11,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,202ndMost Pro-Market: 13,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,212thHighest Drug Use: 15,323rdLargest Black Market: 16,591stLargest Populations: 18,308thMost Stationary: 19,965th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Cappuccino Cowboy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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