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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 626thLargest Welfare Programs: 721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 936th
The Grandest People's Union of
Democratic Socialists
Not through Fear, but by Unity, do we find Strength.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Canadian North-West

Population8.933 billion

LeaderAlbert Winston

CurrencyNorthern Dollar

The Grandest People's Union of The Canadian North-West is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Winston with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.933 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,804 Northern Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Canadian North-West's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Canadian North-West is ranked 123,788th in the world and 10th in Cobalt Network for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 626thLargest Welfare Programs: 721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 936thMost Advanced Public Transport: 982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,595thMost Pacifist: 1,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,083rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,631stHealthiest Citizens: 2,713thNicest Citizens: 3,131stMost Developed: 3,213thMost Inclusive: 3,240thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,660thBest Weather: 3,736thLowest Crime Rates: 3,805thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,261stLargest Governments: 4,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,500thMost Cultured: 4,875thSmartest Citizens: 5,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,755thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,865thHighest Economic Output: 13,696thMost Secular: 13,752ndSafest: 15,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,551stMost Income Equality: 17,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,909th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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