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Most Secular: 5,070th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,744th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,309th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure and Never Surrender
Ashley Baumgartner
Secretary of Recruitment
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Canadian Federation of Communists

Population3.284 billion

LeaderAshley Baumgartner

CurrencyCanadian Dollar

The Armed Republic of The Canadian Federation of Communists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ashley Baumgartner with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.284 billion Canadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Canadian Federation of Communistsian economy, worth 407 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,086 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Ashley Baumgartner's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canadian Federation of Communists's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Canadian Federation of Communists is ranked 9,744th in the world and 3rd in Conf of Traditional Socialist Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,021.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 5,070thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,744thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,371stMost Cultured: 12,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,421stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,461stMost Inclusive: 18,074th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

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