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Most Secular: 4,166th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,069th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,057th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure and Never Surrender
Ashley Baumgartner
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Canadian Federation of Communists

Population2.778 billion

LeaderAshley Baumgartner

CurrencyCanadian Dollar

The Armed Republic of The Canadian Federation of Communists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ashley Baumgartner with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.778 billion Canadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Canadian Federation of Communistsian economy, worth 344 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,928 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Ashley Baumgartner's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canadian Federation of Communists's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Canadian Federation of Communists is ranked 60,216th in the world and 29th in Conf of Traditional Socialist Nations for Most Average, scoring 41.46 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Secular: 4,166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,069thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,057thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,638thMost Cultured: 13,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,043rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,294thMost Influential: 16,955thMost Inclusive: 17,796th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » The Multiversal Communist Collective.

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