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Most Inclusive: 88th Highest Poor Incomes: 111th Largest Governments: 112th
The People's Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ne Obliviscaris
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The People's Federation of The Campbell Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Campbell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.968 billion Campbellish are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campbellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,373 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 365,407 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Chancellor Campbell II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 144,126th in the world and 17th in Warzone Asia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.66 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 88thHighest Poor Incomes: 111thLargest Governments: 112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 118thSmartest Citizens: 157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rdHealthiest Citizens: 278thMost Cultured: 301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 371stLowest Crime Rates: 381stMost Advanced Public Education: 509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515thHighest Average Incomes: 563rdMost Corrupt Governments: 578thMost Efficient Economies: 614thMost Subsidized Industry: 678thMost Developed: 766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 941stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,095thMost Secular: 1,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,270thHighest Economic Output: 1,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,437thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,958thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,255thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,299thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,541stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,267thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,782ndLargest Populations: 9,827thNudest: 12,783rdHighest Drug Use: 13,018th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : The Campbell Nation was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, Supreme Chancellor Campbell II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, glamping Campbellish won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.

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