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Most Inclusive: 63rd Highest Poor Incomes: 102nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 105th
The Christmas Bells of
Democratic Socialists
Ne Obliviscaris
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Campbell Nation

Population13.036 billion

CapitalCampbell City
LeaderSupreme Chancellor Campbell II

CurrencyGram
AnimalBoar

The Christmas Bells of The Campbell Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Campbell II with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 13.036 billion Campbellish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campbellish economy, worth a remarkable 5,106 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 391,702 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 163,680th in the world and 34th in Warzone Asia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 63rdHighest Poor Incomes: 102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 105thLargest Governments: 106thSmartest Citizens: 129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 145thMost Cultured: 222ndHealthiest Citizens: 227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rdLowest Crime Rates: 322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 376thHighest Average Incomes: 492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521stMost Secular: 529thMost Advanced Public Education: 586thMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndMost Efficient Economies: 616thMost Subsidized Industry: 627thMost Developed: 685thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 851stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 917thLongest Average Lifespans: 951stHighest Economic Output: 1,074thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,130thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,356thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,366thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,505thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,583rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,408thHighest Drug Use: 8,119thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,808thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,909thRudest Citizens: 16,350th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the Campbellish war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : The Campbell Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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