by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Most Inclusive: 91st Highest Poor Incomes: 95th Largest Governments: 107th
The People's Federation of
Iron Fist Socialists
Ne Obliviscaris
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The People's Federation of The Campbell Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Campbell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.432 billion Campbellish are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campbellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,181 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 365,740 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 1,418th in the world and 1st in Warzone Asia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.93 Years.

Top
1%
Most Inclusive: 91stHighest Poor Incomes: 95thLargest Governments: 107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 184thHealthiest Citizens: 281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 307thMost Cultured: 326thLowest Crime Rates: 372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516thMost Advanced Public Education: 543rdHighest Average Incomes: 549thMost Corrupt Governments: 616thMost Efficient Economies: 642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 658thMost Developed: 770thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 890thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,042ndHighest Economic Output: 1,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,605thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,802ndMost Secular: 1,898thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,239thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,247thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,424thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,440thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,695thLargest Populations: 10,478thHighest Drug Use: 12,486thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,170thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,800th
Top
5%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, only Supreme Chancellor Campbell II's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Campbellish pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Campbell Nation, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

More...

View Forum posts

Report