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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,800thMost Pacifist: 12,722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,918th
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The Camelotan States

Population1.631 billion

CapitalNoroteno

CurrencyDrilipeso
AnimalEagle

The Former CIS of The Camelotan States is a massive, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 1.631 billion Camelotans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noroteno. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Camelotan Statesian economy, worth 71.9 trillion Drilipesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,072 Drilipesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that The Camelotan States will pay them to stop, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Camelotan States's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Camelotan States is ranked 108,612th in the world and 1st in Ercorabia for Most Avoided, scoring 1.82 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,800thMost Pacifist: 12,722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,918thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,190thMost Primitive: 16,817thSafest: 17,325th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that The Camelotan States will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, Noroteno's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Leader's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Camelotan States, an eye for an eye leaves The Camelotan States blind.

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