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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Influential: 261stLargest Retail Industry: 5,330th
The Dominion of
New York Times Democracy
We the indomitable
Nkosi Zulu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Calabash Protectorate

Population2.409 billion

LeaderNkosi Zulu


The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nkosi Zulu with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.409 billion Calabash Protectorateans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 297 trillion Tiles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,527 Tiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, both criminals and civilians are DOA, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Calabash Protectorate is ranked 9,003rd in the world and 461st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,693 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Influential: 261stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5,330thRudest Citizens: 5,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,130thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,712thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,464thTop
Most Cultured: 13,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,189thHighest Food Quality: 16,321stSmartest Citizens: 17,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,859thMost Developed: 19,657thSafest: 20,076thMost Inclusive: 20,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,120thMost Efficient Economies: 21,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,508thFattest Citizens: 23,317th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 280th in the regionRudest Citizens: 299th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 430th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 461st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 574th in the regionFattest Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Cultured: 674th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 675th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 754th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 823rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 905th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 922nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 924th in the region

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