The Disputed Territories of The Bureaucratic Territories is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.814 billion Measured Men hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weighed and Measured economy, worth a remarkable 2,679 trillion Favours a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,879 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, there are no more heroes any more, and The Bureaucratic Territories is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bureaucratic Territories's national animal is the Mutated Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Bureaucratic Territories is ranked 228,478^th in the world and 8,751^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -699.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.