The Disputed Territories of The Bureaucratic Territories is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.933 billion Measured Men are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weighed and Measured economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Favours a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,825 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Overlord's wardrobe, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bureaucratic Territories's national animal is the Mutated Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Bureaucratic Territories is ranked 10,157^th in the world and 496^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,632.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.