The Disputed Territories of The Bureaucratic Territories is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.833 billion Measured Men hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Weighed and Measured economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion Favours a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,436 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Overlord's wardrobe, Overlord's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Weighed and Measured politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Bureaucratic Territories's national animal is the Mutated Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Bureaucratic Territories is ranked 1,288^th in the world and 57^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,654.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.