The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.16 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 502 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,218 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Bronte Dickens spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 41,322^nd in the world and 1,699^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,390.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.