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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477th Most Influential: 1,181st Least Corrupt Governments: 10,593rd
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Diligence and relaxation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population1.536 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.536 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 90.1 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,665 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, all the playground's a stage for Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan schoolchildren, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 137,053rd in the world and 7,928th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 1,181stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,287thNicest Citizens: 13,435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,056thMost Pacifist: 16,518th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Influential: 435th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 582nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 693rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 756th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 900th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 962nd in the region

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