The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.108 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 135 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,094 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bronte Dickens claims no responsibility for what Bronte Dickens's government does, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 48,099^th in the world and 2,278^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,291.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.