The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.465 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 155 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,167 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 169,730^th in the world and 9,423^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -7.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.