The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.143 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 279 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,365 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 30,568^th in the world and 1,453^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.72 on the Human Development Index.