by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315thMost Influential: 640thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,615th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population4.143 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.143 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 279 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,365 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 30,568th in the world and 1,453rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.72 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 315thMost Influential: 640thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,615thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,255thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,381stBest Weather: 10,486thNicest Citizens: 10,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,251stMost Pacifist: 11,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,412thMost Inclusive: 17,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,451st
Most Influential: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 383rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 507th in the regionBest Weather: 560th in the regionMost Stationary: 561st in the regionNicest Citizens: 603rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 622nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 624th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 770th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 780th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 833rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 864th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 890th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 909th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 934th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 267 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, General COE, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Malta Comino Gozo, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, Misuvelia, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Amerian States, Kulgatha, Whereisthatistan, and 217 others.Sacrento, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Aroa, Sundred, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, Babacar, The Bureaucratic Territories, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, Maott, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Pasargad, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Valenair, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, New Phyrreus, Kubrostavsria, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Amauri, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Elevation, North Armatas, Indo-Pacifica, Dopeland420, Venezuelia, SORT, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vincone Cae, Zumlandia, Velon, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Cool game nation, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Hong Kong Empire, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, Federation Terra Australis, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Alunya, Steraz, Elgaland-Vargaland, Orven, Esplandia, Necromonia, Hrysos, Neo Colorado, Niradans, ZimRobwe, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Wooleystan, Ibiscaton, Plumas, Steampunk Ariel, Jasminlandia, Plangainer, Trillius, Angwayster, Brettenia, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, 2 and 2 is Fish, Soviet Terran, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Alpinea, Kuveria, Phoronu, David Davidson, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Astrind, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, Sockmanland, New Flos, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, Landnovia, Abject Ludicrosity, U S Eh, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Prydania, Eteles, United Western Federation, Tachycardia, Baldova, Miruma, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Serendipita Martia, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Terban Kedah, Pinguioris, Eravonia, Vernest Quill, Idumetala, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, United Anglo-America, Umuyyad, Black Templares, Aratani, Castle Federation, Unit 74, Wodan, Partax, The Navy Blue, Religioncord, Willifusland, Goldenis, Contani, Merconitonitopia, Aezus, Aenglaland, Palgo, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Alamei, Angshire, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, Northern Glory, VietAnhland, Trolling, Philanthropia, Bongoni, Frankelin, Antineum, Novatros, Fendlium, Loli County, God Leon, Hamerica, Heken, Fayyayid, Navigator Islands, JesseltonTM, Francois Isidore, Valatic Ash, OuterGalactic Banking Clan, Porlock, Arlens Apartment, Sunaiya, Singamadri, Hartpays, Xagill, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Austral States of America, Haminkwarea, Psychotic Vegans, JAOECW536, MiaryBhalzhack, The New Communist Republic Of States, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, Otipia, The Endless Eventide, and Mandexia.

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