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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350th Most Influential: 690th Least Corrupt Governments: 9,573rd
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Experience for yourself our delightful Pina Colada!
Civil Rights
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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population2.108 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.108 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 135 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,094 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bronte Dickens claims no responsibility for what Bronte Dickens's government does, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 48,099th in the world and 2,278th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,291.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Influential: 690thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,573rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,139thNicest Citizens: 12,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,019thBest Weather: 14,599thMost Pacifist: 14,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,916th
Most Influential: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 534th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 611th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 622nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Pacifist: 793rd in the regionBest Weather: 804th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 827th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 888th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 247 » Ka Ching, Siwale, Corfad, Mzeusia, Sunto, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Selfgradatude, Albacria, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, Q w e r t y, Diodone, THX1138, Shadowrik, Arimbia, McMasterdonia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Boggovia, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, and 197 others.Victoriaans Nederlands, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, Misuvelia, Diche Choklate, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, Apetopia, The Gamer Party, Empy, Amerian States, Tredano, Kulgatha, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Palisede, Aroa, Sundred, Quranite, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, Babacar, The Bureaucratic Territories, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, The United States of Romania, Maott, Bothia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Pasargad, Suicidistan, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Republic of Destiny, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Valenair, East Wushen, Flippica, Dar es Saalam, New Phyrreus, Abrickhouse, Beta Cyndriel, Jefffliu, Kolorland, Kubrostavsria, Democritus, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Yarecir, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, One hundred castles, Beastos, Snoodum, Lionia, Walter Jackson, Amauri, New Bremerton, Ostrinios, Camarthen, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Southern Peopoloistopia, Spartoptia, Elevation, Newrun, North Armatas, Boltang, Erwo Stal, Plasir Grand, Indo-Pacifica, Dopeland420, Misthas, Venezuelia, Beagles Reborn, SORT, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Lower Nubia, Neo-Philadelphia, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vincone Cae, The Black Cathedral, Beladev, Yoyomayo, Zumlandia, Sinelona, Oshonia, Velon, Uganda Knuckles UK, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Abject Ludicrosity, Atomic Industry Islands, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Maovale, Papika, Machendel, Agrauron, Yummy Blubber, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Kalimora Aire, Bearical, United North American, Cool game nation, Stat Artha, Chamocha, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Australiland, Blackwood Coast, Hong Kong Empire, Sakaryata, Black Templares, Lunallian, The Kyziban Islands, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Joodey, Federation Terra Australis, SillyString, Gorlan Ruins, Severisen, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Hesterin, Alunya, Nationeer, Ainsworth, Steraz, Elgaland-Vargaland, Bridgett, CelebrityDude, Ieprus, Orven, Esplandia, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Necromonia, 1 very fast endotarter, Hrysos, National Goats, Neo Colorado, Niradans, MinaFederal, ZimRobwe, Ilisseia, Ara Antrizuls, Circenn, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Solmetria, Renzic, Torakuen, Wooleystan, Castle Federation, Evetstan, The Chelles, Arpentina, Kirnea, and Fayyayid.

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