The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.783 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 409 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,880 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 18,130^th in the world and 977^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.01 Bananas Ingested Per Day.