The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 646 million Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 27.6 trillion Coladas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,794 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 121,151^st in the world and 6,076^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.