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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Influential: 654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,729th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.783 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.783 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 409 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,880 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 18,130th in the world and 977th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.01 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Influential: 654thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,729thSafest: 6,730thMost Pacifist: 7,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,331stBest Weather: 8,774thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,077thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,808thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,847thMost Inclusive: 18,052ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,130thMost Stationary: 18,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,129thMost Cultured: 19,216thSmartest Citizens: 19,856th
Most Influential: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 305th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 357th in the regionSafest: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 418th in the regionMost Stationary: 440th in the regionBest Weather: 484th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 491st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 617th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 646th in the regionNicest Citizens: 665th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 667th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 724th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 755th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 837th in the regionLargest Populations: 931st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 946th in the regionMost Cultured: 973rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 977th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 310 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, East Supple Lund, Malta Comino Gozo, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Wilkshire, Zeternia, Sundred, Pradovnia, Zokk, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, and 260 others.Maott, Pasargad, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Elevation, North Armatas, Dopeland420, SORT, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Zumlandia, Velon, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Esplandia, Necromonia, Neo Colorado, Niradans, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Wooleystan, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Soviet Terran, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Phoronu, David Davidson, Astrind, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Prydania, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Partax, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Alamei, VietAnhland, Fendlium, Loli County, Hamerica, Arlens Apartment, Singamadri, Xagill, Austral States of America, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Vivanco, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, KhalChicken, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Drutopia Insomnia, Xyrron, Aeolist, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Varola, Godwanna, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ereena, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hyphen, Nova Arcania, Fel Imass, Greater New America, Aingard, Schnuftelland, Old Emporia, The Greylands, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zixu, Fizban, Anungu, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Centromuria, Xatin, Saperisole, Zzozona, Ver Testua, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Libertania Democratica, Vesuva, Kocherian, Cowbridge, Asoc lon, Colonies of Free Temeria, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Maynilan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dropey, Brucklania, Yalgora, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Amblegreserland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Maclare, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, WeKnow, Gendirt, Eastern Cous Empria, Moszce-Walvard, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Eywaan, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Ofira, Citrus Rutaceae, Feelonia, Nobec, Solcius, Siglakan, Lulubellia, Abonland, Sopernia, Falkendel, Boston Castle, Sakusen, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Republic of the People, Figyjharli, Mardessa, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Venicea, Ammanies, Central Ryal, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Whatever mo, Nuevo Navarre, Finchin, Caffeinetopia, Tringapore, Changjo, Levoth, The Clever Crow, Sciency Advancement, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, Kastonvia, Slyakanya, Sevinland, Based Vapia, Govornia, Port Naga, Pingree, Obelias, Black Spears, Marshmelli, Odelinor, Vexilia, Cors Evia, Aide Sociale, Strongwill, Concordare, The Teddy, Bruhast, and Nodnarb.

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