The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.164 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 66.6 trillion Coladas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,204 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBROPCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 30,224^th in the world and 1,559^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 120.23 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.