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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,249th
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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population7.16 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.16 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 502 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,218 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Bronte Dickens spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 41,322nd in the world and 1,699th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,390.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 710thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,249thSafest: 6,586thMost Pacifist: 7,034thBest Weather: 7,458thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,658thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,342ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,707thNicest Citizens: 11,780thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,972ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,405thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,595thMost Stationary: 16,196thHighest Food Quality: 16,604thHealthiest Citizens: 17,152ndMost Inclusive: 17,901stMost Cultured: 18,392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,449thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,800thSmartest Citizens: 20,105th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionMost Influential: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionSafest: 379th in the regionMost Stationary: 381st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 387th in the regionMost Pacifist: 419th in the regionBest Weather: 451st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 655th in the regionNicest Citizens: 659th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 660th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 675th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 797th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 880th in the region

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