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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348th Most Influential: 607th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,876th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population2.465 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.465 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 155 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,167 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 169,730th in the world and 9,423rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -7.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348thMost Influential: 607thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,876thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,524thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,093rdNicest Citizens: 11,242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,068thBest Weather: 13,014thMost Pacifist: 14,980th
Most Influential: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 477th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionNicest Citizens: 625th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 674th in the regionBest Weather: 706th in the regionMost Pacifist: 794th in the regionMost Stationary: 869th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 921st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 272 » Ka Ching, Siwale, Corfad, Mzeusia, Sunto, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Selfgradatude, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, Q w e r t y, Diodone, THX1138, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Boggovia, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, and 222 others.Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, Misuvelia, Diche Choklate, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Amerian States, Tredano, Kulgatha, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Palisede, Aroa, Sundred, Quranite, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, Babacar, The Bureaucratic Territories, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, The United States of Romania, Maott, Bothia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Pasargad, Suicidistan, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Valenair, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, New Phyrreus, Abrickhouse, Beta Cyndriel, Jefffliu, Kolorland, Kubrostavsria, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Yarecir, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Beastos, Snoodum, Walter Jackson, Amauri, New Bremerton, Ostrinios, Camarthen, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Southern Peopoloistopia, Spartoptia, Elevation, Newrun, North Armatas, Boltang, Erwo Stal, Plasir Grand, Indo-Pacifica, Dopeland420, Misthas, Venezuelia, Beagles Reborn, SORT, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Lower Nubia, Neo-Philadelphia, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vincone Cae, The Black Cathedral, Beladev, Yoyomayo, Zumlandia, Sinelona, Velon, Uganda Knuckles UK, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Atomic Industry Islands, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Papika, Agrauron, Yummy Blubber, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Kalimora Aire, Bearical, United North American, Cool game nation, Chamocha, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Australiland, Blackwood Coast, Hong Kong Empire, Sakaryata, Black Templares, Lunallian, The Kyziban Islands, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Joodey, Federation Terra Australis, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Hesterin, Alunya, Nationeer, Ainsworth, Steraz, Elgaland-Vargaland, CelebrityDude, Ieprus, Orven, Esplandia, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Necromonia, Hrysos, National Goats, Neo Colorado, Niradans, MinaFederal, ZimRobwe, Ilisseia, Ara Antrizuls, Circenn, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Solmetria, Renzic, Torakuen, Wooleystan, Castle Federation, Evetstan, The Chelles, Kirnea, Fayyayid, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Union of Austria-Hungary, IsiMUd, Cyrenayca, Saturns Edge, Plumas, Hardworking Programmer, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Fortnite Eco, Zupla, Trillius, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Storland, HereIsPotato, Social Democratic Austria, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Ejhsa, Praeceps, A Classless Society, Liberum Mundi, Funkadelia, El Rojo Octubre, Malphe, Brettenia, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, United Kingdoms of Islands, Apetopia, Doggerstan, Rydeum, Thiammyalllaland, Dugariana, Haor Chall, and Bananoonza.

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