The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.551 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 463 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,822 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and Bronte Dickens spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 39,395^th in the world and 1,284^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.