The United Kingdom of The British Imperial is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Xander II with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.831 billion Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British Imperialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,242 Imperial Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Imperial's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The British Imperial is ranked 220,030^th in the world and 66^th in Union of Allied States for Most Extreme, scoring 4.87 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.