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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 936th Most Pacifist: 1,023rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,024th
The Indomitable Spirit of
Democratic Socialists
Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw
Orlando Perellano
Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate / Defense Ministry
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Brave Barili Cebu

Population8.679 billion

CapitalBarili City
LeaderOrlando Perellano

CurrencySayaw Beach
AnimalGansa Goose

The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.679 billion Barilinhons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,612 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 2,931st in the world and 3rd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Healthiest Citizens, with 22.09 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 936thMost Pacifist: 1,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,024thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,178thSafest: 1,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,406thNicest Citizens: 1,467thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,969thMost Inclusive: 2,130thMost Developed: 2,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,553rdBest Weather: 2,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,931stLowest Crime Rates: 3,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,287thLargest Governments: 3,471stSmartest Citizens: 4,133rdMost Influential: 4,202ndMost Cultured: 4,538thMost Efficient Economies: 4,744thMost Income Equality: 6,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,607thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,747thHighest Economic Output: 9,886thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,074thMost Secular: 10,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,617thNudest: 12,371st
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Brave Barili Cebu was endorsed by The Dream of Jose Maria Sison.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : The Brave Barili Cebu was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : The Brave Barili Cebu was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : The Brave Barili Cebu was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Oslob, Crazy Cebuano Caffeine Addicts, and Jose Maria Sison.

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