Population | 18.623 billion |
Capital | Barili City |
Leader | Orlando Perellano |
Currency | Sayaw Beach |
Animal | Gansa Goose |
The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.623 billion Barilinhons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,013 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,790 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, racehorses move a lot slower these days, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 101,709th in the world and 3rd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Most Stationary, with 423.04304175228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.