Healthiest Citizens: 767th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 882nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190th
The People's Unified Government of
Father Knows Best State
Break the chains that hold thee
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The People's Unified Government of The BranRiech is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Kovapak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.489 billion BranRiechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming BranRiechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Bran-notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,661 Bran-notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, many aides in Premier Kovapak's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The BranRiech's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

The BranRiech is ranked 84,610th in the world and 1,611th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 45.84036649548 Days.

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Healthiest Citizens: 767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,408thLowest Crime Rates: 1,426thLargest Black Market: 1,497thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,312thMost Secular: 4,774thHighest Economic Output: 4,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,686thLargest Governments: 6,425thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,190thLargest Populations: 8,552ndSmartest Citizens: 8,776thMost Avoided: 8,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,188thHighest Average Incomes: 13,515th
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Healthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionMost Secular: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionMost Avoided: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 423rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : The BranRiech was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, many aides in Premier Kovapak's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, they say that Premier Kovapak's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The BranRiech, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.

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