The Republic of The Boykisser is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 601 million Boykisserians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The Boykisserian economy, worth 23.6 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,334 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Boykisser's national animal is the emu.

The Boykisser is ranked 183,819^th in the world and 3^rd in Catboy Hideout for Most Patriotic, with 7.64 flags saluted per person per day.