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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 159thRudest Citizens: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 263rd
The Half-Baked Abrogation of
Capitalist Paradise
Never go into a strange oven without an exit strategy!
Studly Spud
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The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud

Population8.119 billion

CapitalSpudtopia
LeaderStudly Spud
FaithSpudlyism

CurrencyChip
AnimalSpudazzle

The Half-Baked Abrogation of The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Studly Spud with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.119 billion Monster Mash are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spudtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mashed economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 406,372 Chips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,351,754 per year while the poor average 33,426, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud's national animal is the Spudazzle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spudlyism.

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud is ranked 1,629th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 203,998.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 159thRudest Citizens: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 391stFattest Citizens: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 487thMost Subsidized Industry: 523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 584thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 596thMost Scientifically Advanced: 597thHighest Average Incomes: 622ndHighest Crime Rates: 625thMost Armed: 674thMost Secular: 689thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 804thLargest Black Market: 896thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 930thMost Avoided: 934thMost Cultured: 1,407thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,608thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,629thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,938thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,279thHighest Economic Output: 3,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,424thLargest Mining Sector: 3,537thNudest: 3,640thLargest Governments: 4,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,164thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,543rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,689thHighest Drug Use: 11,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,454thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,795thMost Influential: 13,819thMost Stationary: 15,041st
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the region

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