by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 374th Nudest: 401st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 913th
The Half-Baked Abrogation of
Capitalist Paradise
Never go into a strange oven without an exit strategy!
Studly Spud
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud

Population3.899 billion

LeaderStudly Spud


The Half-Baked Abrogation of The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Studly Spud with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.899 billion Monster Mash are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spudtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mashed economy, worth 891 trillion Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 228,615 Chips, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud's radio stations, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud's national animal is the Spudazzle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spudlyism.

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud is ranked 180,729th in the world and 283rd in Spiritus for Safest, scoring 3.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 374thNudest: 401stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 913thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,037thHighest Crime Rates: 1,045thMost Armed: 1,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,300thLargest Retail Industry: 1,310thFattest Citizens: 1,799thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,191stMost Cultured: 2,285thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,421stMost Avoided: 2,850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,010thHighest Average Incomes: 3,363rdMost Inclusive: 4,007thSmartest Citizens: 4,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,443rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,022ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,600thLargest Black Market: 8,187thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,354thMost Pro-Market: 10,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,066thHighest Economic Output: 13,385thLargest Governments: 14,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,025th
Nudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the region

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