by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Avoided: 5,857th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,498th Fattest Citizens: 9,146th
The Democratic Oligarchy of
Corporate Police State
Death is but truth wrapped in fear
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Bohin

Population9.376 billion

CapitalSugmei City


The Democratic Oligarchy of The Bohin is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.376 billion Bohinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sugmei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Bohi economy, worth 521 trillion Bols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 55,613 Bols, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, government officials across The Bohin are being "encouraged" to adopt Pigs to set an example for the populace, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bohin's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Bohin is ranked 154,288th in the world and 61st in Sunalaya for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Avoided: 5,857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,498thTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,444thLargest Black Market: 11,847thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,826th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts