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Highest Drug Use: 1,980th Most Devout: 5,954th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,038th
The Kingdom of
Anarchy
From Many, One
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Bohemian Crown Lands

Population581 million

CapitalVienna

Currencycrown
Animallion

The Kingdom of The Bohemian Crown Lands is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 581 million Bohemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The thriving Bohemian economy, worth 35.6 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,355 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,025 per year while the poor average 12,095, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in The Bohemian Crown Lands's hospitals, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Bohemian Crown Lands's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Bohemian Crown Lands is ranked 46,188th in the world and 2,799th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,980thMost Devout: 5,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,038thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,096thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,198thTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 10,122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,524thRudest Citizens: 11,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,850thMost Avoided: 14,339thMost Pro-Market: 15,704thNudest: 16,314thLargest Mining Sector: 17,323rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,482ndMost Armed: 18,476th
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Highest Drug Use: 38th in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 251st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 377th in the regionFattest Citizens: 394th in the regionRudest Citizens: 488th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 500th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 522nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 534th in the regionNudest: 553rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 700th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 713th in the regionMost Armed: 728th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 768th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, abortions are routinely performed in The Bohemian Crown Lands's hospitals.
  • : The Bohemian Crown Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Bohemians marry themselves'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.

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