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Highest Drug Use: 1,917th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,483rd Most Devout: 5,735th
The Kingdom of
Anarchy
From Many, One
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Bohemian Crown Lands

Population1.101 billion

CapitalVienna

Currencycrown
Animallion

The Kingdom of The Bohemian Crown Lands is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.101 billion Bohemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The thriving Bohemian economy, worth 67.6 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,355 crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,025 per year while the poor average 12,095, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in The Bohemian Crown Lands's hospitals, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Bohemian Crown Lands's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Bohemian Crown Lands is ranked 150,196th in the world and 7,599th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -5.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,917thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,483rdMost Devout: 5,735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,778thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,972ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 8,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,625thRudest Citizens: 11,365thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,015thMost Avoided: 12,313thMost Pro-Market: 13,146thNudest: 14,440thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,607thLargest Mining Sector: 14,918thMost Armed: 15,739th
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Highest Drug Use: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 197th in the regionMost Devout: 222nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 293rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 449th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 450th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 470th in the regionNudest: 484th in the regionRudest Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 501st in the regionMost Armed: 572nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 576th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Bohemian Crown Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : The Bohemian Crown Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : The Bohemian Crown Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, abortions are routinely performed in The Bohemian Crown Lands's hospitals.
  • : The Bohemian Crown Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in The Bohemian Crown Lands, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Bohemians marry themselves'.

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