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Most Secular: 1,225thMost Developed: 1,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,523rd
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Dictatorship is no more... LONG LIVE REPUBLIC!
Willy Wonkashenko
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The BoGWDictatorship of COCEM

Population3.834 billion

LeaderWilly Wonkashenko


The People's Republic of The BoGWDictatorship of COCEM is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Willy Wonkashenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.834 billion COCEMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wonkastovsk. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient COCEMian economy, worth 850 trillion Wonkashenkis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,866 Wonkashenkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The BoGWDictatorship of COCEM's national animal is the Belochka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wonkasizm.

The BoGWDictatorship of COCEM is ranked 162,698th in the world and 1st in COCEM for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Secular: 1,225thMost Developed: 1,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,994thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,111thHealthiest Citizens: 2,123rdLargest Governments: 2,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,251stSafest: 2,304thMost Efficient Economies: 2,319thSmartest Citizens: 2,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,409thHighest Average Incomes: 4,716thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,889thNudest: 5,298thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,107thMost Cultured: 6,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,125thMost Inclusive: 7,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,667thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,838thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,480thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,524thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,502ndHighest Economic Output: 19,999th

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