The Resthian Water Realm of The Blue Candy Imperium is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 765 million Resthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Restye Ohr Kanor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Resthian economy, worth 65.1 trillion Resthian Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 85,051 Resthian Kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,921 per year while the poor average 7,842, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, there's a mortuary next to every Resthian restaurant, umbrellas are back in fashion, and candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Blue Candy Imperium's national animal is the Blue Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Blue Candy Imperium is ranked 88,018^th in the world and 1,462^nd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 177.25 cheeks per square mile.