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Most Devout: 2,760th Most Authoritarian: 4,752nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,973rd
The Police State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Strange State of Affairs.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Black Party

Population3.391 billion

CapitalRoyal City
LeaderThe Council of State
FaithIndependent Catholicism

CurrencyRegime State Mark
AnimalGrey Fox

The Police State of The Black Party is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of State with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.391 billion Partizanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The very strong Partizani economy, worth 395 trillion Regime State Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,745 Regime State Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Party's national animal is the Grey Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Independent Catholicism.

The Black Party is ranked 165,765th in the world and 43rd in Farkasfalka for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Devout: 2,760thMost Authoritarian: 4,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,046thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,322ndMost Conservative: 5,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,025thLargest Black Market: 7,528thLowest Crime Rates: 8,301stTop
Most Primitive: 8,684thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,453rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,708thMost Extreme: 10,755thHealthiest Citizens: 12,212thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,979th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the region

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