The MT Army Ancient Ally of The Black Land33 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.689 billion Black Land33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The strong Black Land33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,179 Citas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Black Land33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

The Black Land33 is ranked 231,174^th in the world and 1^st in The Black Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.87 law-abiding acts per hour.