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The Blaatschapen

Population42.194 billion

CapitalDas Kapital Cities
LeaderThe Glorious Shepherd
Faithatheism

Currencykeiter
Animalbo peep

The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.194 billion Schapens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,828 trillion keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 161,832 keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,330 per year while the poor average 35,962, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

The government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, Das Kapital Cities's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 78,675th in the world and 11th in Snazzy for Most Stationary, with 302.67482017688 days.

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Largest Populations: 100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 101stSmartest Citizens: 596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 625thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 769thMost Pacifist: 1,180thHighest Economic Output: 1,447thNicest Citizens: 1,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,722ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,775thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,077thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,494thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,656thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,103rdMost Cultured: 6,350thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,858thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,187thLowest Crime Rates: 8,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,279thLargest Governments: 8,440thLargest Mining Sector: 10,221stLargest Retail Industry: 10,380thNudest: 11,504thMost Influential: 12,100thMost Inclusive: 12,625thHighest Average Incomes: 12,677thTop
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Most Secular: 13,576thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,250thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,144thHighest Food Quality: 17,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,881stHealthiest Citizens: 23,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,462nd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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