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The Stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.919 billion Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,710 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 7,624th in the world and 3rd in Snazzy for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,239.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 79thLargest Populations: 122ndSmartest Citizens: 200thNicest Citizens: 667thMost Pacifist: 787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,315thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,416thHighest Economic Output: 1,676thTop
Most Secular: 2,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,787thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,109thMost Avoided: 5,490thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,627thMost Cultured: 6,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,409thLargest Governments: 7,011thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,624thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,866thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,458thNudest: 10,571stLargest Retail Industry: 10,686thMost Inclusive: 12,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,139thLargest Mining Sector: 12,633rdMost Politically Free: 12,656thLargest Black Market: 16,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,672nd
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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