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The Blaatschapen

Population41.987 billion

CapitalDas Kapital Cities
LeaderThe Glorious Shepherd
Faithatheism

Currencykeiter
Animalbo peep

The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 41.987 billion Schapens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,794 trillion keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 161,832 keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,330 per year while the poor average 35,962, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

The government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, Das Kapital Cities's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 231,026th in the world and 12th in Snazzy for Most Income Equality, scoring 6.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Populations: 100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 590thSmartest Citizens: 593rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 778thMost Pacifist: 1,163rdHighest Economic Output: 1,433rdNicest Citizens: 1,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,700thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,752ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,070thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,649thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,976thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,073rdMost Cultured: 6,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,327thLowest Crime Rates: 8,372ndLargest Governments: 8,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,245thLargest Retail Industry: 10,275thNudest: 11,697thMost Influential: 12,234thHighest Average Incomes: 12,613thMost Inclusive: 12,669thMost Secular: 13,520thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,837thHighest Food Quality: 17,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,312thHealthiest Citizens: 24,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,322ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,772nd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

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