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Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th Largest Populations: 124th Smartest Citizens: 177th
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The fluffy wooly curly modly bleating sheepies of The Blaatschapen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Glorious Shepherd with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.359 billion Blaatschapenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital Cities. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Blaatschapenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Keiters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,010 Keiters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,351 per year while the poor average 24,877, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. The Blaatschapen's national animal is the bo peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

The Blaatschapen is ranked 26,317th in the world and 8th in Snazzy for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 10,392.41 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 80thLargest Populations: 124thSmartest Citizens: 177thNicest Citizens: 609thMost Pacifist: 753rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,451stTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,647thMost Secular: 1,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,898thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,120thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,158thMost Avoided: 5,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,186thMost Cultured: 5,654thLowest Crime Rates: 6,385thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,082ndLargest Governments: 7,191stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,397thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,180thLargest Retail Industry: 8,819thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,772ndNudest: 10,140thMost Inclusive: 11,201stMost Politically Free: 11,347thLargest Mining Sector: 11,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,732ndLargest Black Market: 15,735th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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