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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,153rd
The Anglo-Saxon settlement of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our quest is to find the Holy Grail
The Big British Flag
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The Big British Flag

Population1.892 billion

LeaderThe Big British Flag
FaithReformed Anglicanism


The Anglo-Saxon settlement of The Big British Flag is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Big British Flag with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.892 billion Britons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelot. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong British economy, worth 161 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,212 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, nose plugs are the latest British fashion accessory, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Big British Flag's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Anglicanism.

The Big British Flag is ranked 144,360th in the world and 22nd in Auctor for Most Avoided, scoring 1.6 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,026thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,153rdMost Devout: 11,862ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,272ndMost Cultured: 15,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,544thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,599th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Gyuamno, Aputure science, Sobria, Lonistadia, Savergon, Tinhampton, and New Mackinack.

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