The Commonwealth I guess of The aynie isles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Guilloues Makliv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.991 billion Zebastanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hashvik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The all-consuming aynie islesian economy, worth 419 trillion zelts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,095 zelts, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of The aynie isles have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The aynie isles's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

The aynie isles is ranked 305,164^th in the world and 1,448^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.