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Largest Populations: 1,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,644thHighest Economic Output: 3,263rd
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The Avian Brotherhood

Population42.833 billion

CapitalBirdland
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencypin feather
Animalvulture

The Deep Dark Nest of The Avian Brotherhood is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.833 billion Birds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Avian economy, worth a remarkable 5,255 trillion pin feathers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,700 pin feathers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 587,732 per year while the poor average 14,989, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Avian Brotherhood's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

The Avian Brotherhood is ranked 164,556th in the world and 8th in Vatican for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,509.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 1,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,644thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,713thFattest Citizens: 7,283rdSafest: 7,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,206thMost Influential: 8,823rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,087thLargest Mining Sector: 11,560thMost Devout: 13,212thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,148thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,365thLowest Crime Rates: 20,710thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,454thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,611th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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