Population | 5.912 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Commandant Iblis Morningstar |
Faith | Luciferianism |
Currency | peach note |
Animal | devil |
The Luciferian State of The Atlanta Citadel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Commandant Iblis Morningstar with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.912 billion Atlantans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Atlanta Citadelian economy, worth 909 trillion peach notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,889 peach notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, pranking is an art form, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atlanta Citadel's national animal is the devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Luciferianism.
The Atlanta Citadel is ranked 265,821st in the world and 41st in Fireball World Region for Most Conservative, scoring 34.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, pranking is an art form.
- : The Atlanta Citadel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : The Atlanta Citadel published "The Human Guard" (Factbook: Military).
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, the last thing Atlanta Citadelian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Commandant Iblis Morningstar.
- : Following new legislation in The Atlanta Citadel, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.