The Golden Card Zombie of The Atlae Isles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Calvin the I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.122 billion leprechauns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlaerskoiy. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient leprechaunish economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,501 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atlae Isles's national animal is the leprechauns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atlaeism.

The Atlae Isles is ranked 28,171^st in the world and 202^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 11.1 billion Capita.