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Most Efficient Economies: 416th Most Cultured: 823rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 879th
The Order of
New York Times Democracy
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Assassins

Population13.452 billion

CapitalMasyaf
LeaderAlta´r Ibn-La'Ahad
Faiththe Tenets of the Creed

CurrencySilver Dragon
AnimalEagle

The Order of The Assassins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alta´r Ibn-La'Ahad with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 13.452 billion Ḥashshāshīn enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masyaf. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ḥashshāshīn economy, worth a remarkable 2,749 trillion Silver Dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,384 Silver Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Assassins as a reminder of their "special relationship", employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Assassins's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tenets of the Creed.

The Assassins is ranked 50,495th in the world and 1st in Omega Assassins for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67.81 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 416thMost Cultured: 823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 879thHealthiest Citizens: 953rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,597thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,115thMost Developed: 2,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,243rdLargest Governments: 2,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,354thBest Weather: 2,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,721stHighest Economic Output: 3,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,265thLowest Crime Rates: 3,395thRudest Citizens: 3,506thSmartest Citizens: 3,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,484thHighest Average Incomes: 4,748thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,831stMost Stationary: 6,652ndMost Inclusive: 7,604thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,772ndMost Influential: 10,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,590th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Assassins as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, military training in The Assassins emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : The Assassins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Assassins, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.

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