The Colony of The Asmorian Angels is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 781 million Asmorian Angels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Asmorian Angelsian economy, worth 44.9 trillion Gold and Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,543 Gold and Silver Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Asmorian Angels's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Asmorian Angels is ranked 100,353^rd in the world and 3^rd in Asmor Federation Imperial Remnant for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,207.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.