The Empire of The Asiatischen Reich is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vaughn Oggdonn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.185 billion Asiatischens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qingdao. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Asiatian economy, worth 59.5 trillion Yuan a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,241 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, every political office comes fitted with a typewriter and an old filing cabinet, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Asiatischen Reich's national animal is the Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Asiatischen Reich is ranked 189,522^nd in the world and 4,979^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 33.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.