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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,184th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,305th Largest Black Market: 2,138th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population11.988 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.988 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,698 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,097 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, polite commuters on the Red Mountain Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 4,491st in the world and 153rd in Osiris for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 36,981.68 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,305thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,138thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,349thMost Efficient Economies: 2,539thLowest Crime Rates: 2,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,161stLargest Governments: 3,236thHighest Economic Output: 3,336thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,507thHighest Average Incomes: 3,649thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,403rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,238thMost Secular: 5,365thLargest Mining Sector: 6,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,318thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,269thSmartest Citizens: 10,334thLargest Populations: 12,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,523rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,926th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 149th in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionLargest Populations: 358th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 404th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 448th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 503rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the region

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