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Largest Black Market: 1,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,305thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,396th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population15.5 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.5 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,945 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,564 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and it's best to decline if Dagoth Ur offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 19,085th in the world and 1,046th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 81.94 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Black Market: 1,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,305thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,396thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,512thLowest Crime Rates: 2,917thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,252ndLargest Governments: 3,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,850thHighest Average Incomes: 3,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,787thMost Secular: 4,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,500thLargest Mining Sector: 5,878thMost Efficient Economies: 6,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,428thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,992ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,031stLargest Populations: 10,550thLargest Retail Industry: 11,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,304thMost Stationary: 12,717thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,941stMost Influential: 14,691stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,843rdNudest: 17,614th
Largest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 263rd in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 377th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 459th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 482nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 495th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 561st in the region

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