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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,324th Largest Black Market: 2,181st
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population12.513 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.513 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,097 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, polite commuters on the Red Mountain Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 90,056th in the world and 3,228th in Osiris for Most Inclusive, scoring 101.04 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,324thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,181stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,379thMost Efficient Economies: 2,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,788thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,862ndHighest Economic Output: 3,251stLargest Governments: 3,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,331stHighest Average Incomes: 3,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,702ndMost Secular: 4,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,123rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,136thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,819thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,877thSmartest Citizens: 10,316thLargest Populations: 11,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,449thLargest Retail Industry: 12,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,221stNudest: 16,032nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 180th in the regionMost Secular: 185th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 225th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 263rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 288th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 428th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 433rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 544th in the region

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