by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,163rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,359th Largest Black Market: 2,237th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population12.887 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.887 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,900 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,097 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, polite commuters on the Red Mountain Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 3,311th in the world and 185th in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9,049.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,359thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,237thMost Efficient Economies: 2,416thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,449thLowest Crime Rates: 2,672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,994thHighest Economic Output: 3,185thLargest Governments: 3,272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,747thMost Secular: 4,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,200thLargest Mining Sector: 6,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,040thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,093rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,757thSmartest Citizens: 10,337thLargest Populations: 11,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,229thLargest Retail Industry: 12,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,580thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,741stNudest: 16,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,825th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 175th in the regionMost Secular: 182nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 185th in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 246th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 394th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 460th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 529th in the region

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