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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,116th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,316th Largest Black Market: 1,915th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population13.458 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.458 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 229,720 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 170,715th in the world and 5,885th in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 37.98 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,316thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,915thMost Efficient Economies: 2,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,927thHighest Economic Output: 3,017thLargest Governments: 3,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,297thHighest Average Incomes: 3,621stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,808thMost Secular: 4,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,040thLargest Mining Sector: 5,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,963rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,574thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,113thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,060thLargest Populations: 11,242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,077thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,851stLargest Retail Industry: 13,916thNudest: 16,478th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 307th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 328th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 353rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 372nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 420th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 524th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595th in the region

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