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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,095th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,256th Largest Black Market: 1,693rd
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population14.384 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur
FaithREDACTED

CurrencyEuro
AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.384 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,775 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and it's best to decline if Dagoth Ur offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 129,405th in the world and 4,295th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,454.98 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,256thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,341stHighest Economic Output: 2,766thLowest Crime Rates: 2,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,965thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,046thLargest Governments: 3,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,503rdMost Secular: 4,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,706thLargest Mining Sector: 5,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,988thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,376thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,324thLargest Populations: 10,517thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,276thLargest Retail Industry: 11,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,351stMost Stationary: 14,099th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 184th in the regionMost Secular: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 242nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 265th in the regionLargest Populations: 275th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 304th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 375th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 413th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 440th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 497th in the region

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