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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,087th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,245th Largest Black Market: 1,665th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population13.842 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.842 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,236 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,817 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, nose plugs are the latest Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian fashion accessory, and the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 72,220th in the world and 2,880th in Osiris for Most Inclusive, scoring 104.46 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,245thLargest Black Market: 1,665thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,385thMost Efficient Economies: 2,391stLowest Crime Rates: 2,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,869thHighest Economic Output: 2,915thLargest Governments: 3,243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,291stHighest Average Incomes: 3,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,974thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,770thMost Secular: 5,171stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,654thLargest Mining Sector: 5,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,366thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,698thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,538thLargest Populations: 11,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,055thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,437thNudest: 16,452ndMost Stationary: 16,586th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 229th in the regionMost Influential: 247th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 288th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 336th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 370th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 400th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 532nd in the region

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