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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,186th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,307th Largest Black Market: 2,141st
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population12.005 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.005 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,097 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, polite commuters on the Red Mountain Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 160,352nd in the world and 4,890th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,186thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,307thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,141stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,350thMost Efficient Economies: 2,540thLowest Crime Rates: 2,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,155thLargest Governments: 3,242ndHighest Economic Output: 3,330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,512thHighest Average Incomes: 3,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,246thMost Secular: 5,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,065thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,284thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,260thSmartest Citizens: 10,289thLargest Populations: 12,076thLargest Retail Industry: 13,022ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,033rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,473rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,792nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 167th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 240th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Populations: 362nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 403rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 447th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 489th in the region

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