by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,255th Largest Black Market: 1,542nd
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population13.482 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.482 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,783 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 4,928th in the world and 179th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 97.84 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,255thLargest Black Market: 1,542ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,761stHighest Economic Output: 2,915thLowest Crime Rates: 2,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,149thLargest Governments: 3,289thHighest Average Incomes: 3,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,736thMost Secular: 4,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,107thLargest Mining Sector: 5,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,415thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,924thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,840thSmartest Citizens: 9,895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,609thLargest Populations: 11,244thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,458thLargest Retail Industry: 13,504thNudest: 16,158th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 175th in the regionMost Secular: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 302nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 389th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 415th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 481st in the region

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