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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,325thLargest Black Market: 1,493rd
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population17.138 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.138 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 4,362 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,564 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and it's best to decline if Dagoth Ur offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 28,333rd in the world and 1,578th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,325thLargest Black Market: 1,493rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,854thLowest Crime Rates: 3,027thHighest Average Incomes: 3,242ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,309thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,314thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,446thLargest Governments: 3,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,999thMost Secular: 5,642ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,231stLargest Mining Sector: 6,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,890thLargest Populations: 10,034thSmartest Citizens: 10,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,479thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,797thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,133rdMost Stationary: 11,475thLargest Retail Industry: 12,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,256thMost Influential: 15,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,397thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,307thMost Developed: 20,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,473rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionLargest Populations: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionMost Secular: 261st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 270th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 288th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 321st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 336th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 344th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 485th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 638th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 690th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 690th in the region

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