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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,093rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,260th Largest Black Market: 1,695th
The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of
Father Knows Best State
Who dares wins
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness

Population14.367 billion

CapitalRed Mountain
LeaderDagoth Ur

AnimalSixth House

The Grand Intoxicating Innocence of The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dagoth Ur with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.367 billion outlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Republic of Dutch Coolnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,358 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,775 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and it's best to decline if Dagoth Ur offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness's national animal is the Sixth House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is REDACTED.

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness is ranked 102,062nd in the world and 3,210th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 45.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,093rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,260thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,695thMost Efficient Economies: 2,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,346thHighest Economic Output: 2,771stLowest Crime Rates: 2,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,959thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,039thLargest Governments: 3,241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,695thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,656thMost Secular: 4,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,702ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,414thLargest Mining Sector: 5,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,938thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,014thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,405thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,360thLargest Populations: 10,531stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,400thMost Stationary: 14,127th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 177th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionMost Secular: 194th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 268th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 305th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 348th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 432nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 493rd in the region

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