The Holy Roman Empire of The Arenian Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Arenas IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.786 billion Arenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdras. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arenian Republician economy, worth 751 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 198,492 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,751,865 per year while the poor average 3,225, a ratio of 543 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Arenian Republic's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Arenian Republic is ranked 271,159^th in the world and 215^th in Christians for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.05 law-abiding acts per hour.