The Republic of The Anti Cheese Lord is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.302 billion Anti Cheese Lordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The strong Anti Cheese Lordian economy, worth 129 trillion Anti-Cheeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,114 Anti-Cheeses, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Anti Cheese Lord's national animal is the Anti-Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Anti Cheese Lord is ranked 134,428^th in the world and 139^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,377.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.