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Most Advanced Public Transport: 64thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105thLargest Welfare Programs: 131st
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The Andromachean Entente

Population17.965 billion

CapitalIliopolis
LeaderPolitarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus

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AnimalGrey Crowned Andromachean Crane

The Aristotelian Parpolity of The Andromachean Entente is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.965 billion Andromacheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iliopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Andromachean economy, worth a remarkable 4,663 trillion Hectors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 259,575 Hectors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Andromachean Entente's national animal is the Grey Crowned Andromachean Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Andromachean Entente is ranked 229,149th in the world and 280th in Spiritus for Most Primitive, scoring -729.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 64thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105thLargest Welfare Programs: 131stLeast Corrupt Governments: 131stMost Pacifist: 135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 169thNicest Citizens: 190thMost Beautiful Environments: 206thSafest: 237thMost Rebellious Youth: 243rdMost Developed: 255thLongest Average Lifespans: 277thHighest Food Quality: 296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 303rdHealthiest Citizens: 304thBest Weather: 320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 325thMost Cultured: 360thLargest Governments: 395thMost Inclusive: 420thSmartest Citizens: 430thMost Cheerful Citizens: 703rdLowest Crime Rates: 794thMost Secular: 974thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,206thMost Influential: 1,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,065thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,619thHighest Average Incomes: 3,216thMost Efficient Economies: 4,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,492ndLargest Populations: 10,958thNudest: 11,487thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,519thMost Patriotic: 15,529thMost Income Equality: 20,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,071st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
  • : The Andromachean Entente was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, The Andromachean Entente recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.

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