by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,065thHighest Crime Rates: 2,624thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,295th
The Community of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In our disorder, we are one
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune

Population11.529 billion



The Community of The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.529 billion Anarcho-Syndicalist Communeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Anarcho-Syndicalist Communean economy, worth 774 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,161 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wiseauism.

The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune is ranked 57,893rd in the world and 1,996th in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,721.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Nudest: 1,065thHighest Crime Rates: 2,624thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,295thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,493rdMost Avoided: 7,196thMost Primitive: 8,236thLargest Black Market: 9,315thMost Stationary: 9,810thTop
Most Influential: 14,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,474thLargest Mining Sector: 20,078thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,075thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,981st
Nudest: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 105th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionMost Primitive: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionRudest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 365th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 593rd in the regionMost Cultured: 746th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 774th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 814th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 866th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 893rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 915th in the region

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