The Republic of The American Pioneer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.812 billion American Pioneerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pioneer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient American Pioneerian economy, worth 497 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 177,052 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 777,560 per year while the poor average 25,349, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.
Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBAP Governor goes house hunting, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The American Pioneer's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United States of Panthalassa.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The United States of Blurds.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Stellar Military Republc of Deropia.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Jammin' Under Da Sea Band of Yukkira.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Kingdom of Felhaven.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Kingdom of Pria Xennes.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Imperium of Beodarasc.
- : The American Pioneer was endorsed by The Antediluvian Hive of New Godastrada.
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