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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844th Highest Crime Rates: 1,077th Rudest Citizens: 1,084th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
et bona vitae, libertatis
Cthulhu
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of The American Pioneer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.812 billion American Pioneerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pioneer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American Pioneerian economy, worth 497 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 177,052 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 777,560 per year while the poor average 25,349, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBAP Governor goes house hunting, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The American Pioneer's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The American Pioneer is ranked 2,636th in the world and 81st in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 777,560.81 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thHighest Crime Rates: 1,077thRudest Citizens: 1,084thMost Armed: 1,366thMost Influential: 1,373rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,714thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,886thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,894thFattest Citizens: 2,056thLargest Retail Industry: 2,129thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,636thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,714thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,734thMost Avoided: 3,910thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,266thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,476thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,926thHighest Average Incomes: 7,162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,052ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,935thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,767thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,499thNudest: 11,579thMost Secular: 14,695thSmartest Citizens: 15,599th
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Highest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 95th in the regionMost Avoided: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 220th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionNudest: 340th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 361st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 379th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 429th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 495th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 566th in the regionLargest Black Market: 693rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699th in the regionMost Secular: 790th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 794th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 818th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 124 » Ceretis, Notyoutopia, Vegetarian States, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, HMS Unicorn, Shadowrik, Republic of Dixie, Xentherida, Meritdom, Guslantis, American MapleStory, Sankami, Wineclaw, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Tuand Seton, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Indereac Lanx, Apetopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Wisconsota, Elspeth and Samina, Kaschovia, Selfgradatude, The Kyziban Islands, Vantaria, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Morrn, Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Ainsworth, Gnate, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, and 74 others.Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Vszeklina, Diodone, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Dead Baby, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Beowulfe, Lupus Imperium, Prevaland, Clintonburge, Kelvaros Prime, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Athenian Republic of the People, Reannia, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Yaris, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, New Sekai, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Stareogratia, Sanjurika, Tel Qual, Coppicia, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Maestros haven, Zandir Antari, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Sailence, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Phillywob, Cuyan, Asuroka, Corfad, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Rockym, Thenaca, New Godastrada, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Yukkira, Deropia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Blurds, United States of Panthalassa, and Midds Conia.

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