The American Museum of Natural History
| Population | 5.911 billion |
| Capital | New York City |
| Leader | Brie Larson |
| Faith | Chritianity |
| Currency | Dollar |
| Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of The American Museum of Natural History is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brie Larson with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.911 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient American Museum of Natural Historyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,485 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 420,421 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The American Museum of Natural History's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Chritianity.
The American Museum of Natural History is ranked 337,615th in the world and 103rd in Goddess White for Lowest Crime Rates, with 23.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
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The American Museum of Natural History, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, Brie Larson's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : The American Museum of Natural History was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
- : Following new legislation in The American Museum of Natural History, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
