The First Official Disney Nerd of The Ambis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Walt Disney with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.226 billion Ambisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axohaven. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ambisian economy, worth 129 trillion Chips a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,879 Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the question of 'what is Walt Disney's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Ambis's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Royal Order Of The Holiest Mackerels.

The Ambis is ranked 80,006^th in the world and 96^th in Thaecia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,135.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.