The Still slightly active of The Amazing Pizza Cat is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Garfield the 8th with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.624 billion Flerkens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johns house. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amazing Pizza Catian economy, worth 286 trillion This stuff is over rateds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,048 This stuff is over rateds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Amazing Pizza Cat's national animal is the Wild pizza, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gaming with da bois.

The Amazing Pizza Cat is ranked 43,977^th in the world and 923^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,146.54 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.