by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 25thMost Primitive: 31st
The Divine Force of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Praise be!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Almighty Lenny

Population18.43 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.43 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,033 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,876 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 249th in the world and 5th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Black Market, with 14,370 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 25thMost Primitive: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thMost Corrupt Governments: 119thBest Weather: 230thLargest Black Market: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 540thMost Beautiful Environments: 670thHighest Poor Incomes: 701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 765thLargest Governments: 886thHighest Average Incomes: 934thMost Avoided: 1,215thHighest Economic Output: 1,516thMost Patriotic: 1,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,594thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,386thMost Conservative: 4,468thMost Authoritarian: 4,857thNudest: 5,293rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,138thMost Efficient Economies: 14,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,367thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 21,358thMost Extreme: 28,743rd
Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report