by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,107thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,872nd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strong and free!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Albertan Republic

Population771 million


CurrencyAlbertan Dollar
AnimalBighorn sheep

The Commonwealth of The Albertan Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 771 million Albertans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The strong Albertan economy, worth 58.5 trillion Albertan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,834 Albertan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Bighorn sheepball players cannot remember their lineup position, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Albertan Republic's national animal is the Bighorn sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Albertan Republic is ranked 34,004th in the world and 947th in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 82.67 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,107thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,872nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 575th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 596th in the region

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