Population | 5.727 billion |
Capital | Fort Kalashnikov |
Currency | akcoin |
Animal | doge |
The Imperial Kalashnikovus of The AK-47 Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.727 billion AK-47 Empiremen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kalashnikov. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The AK-47 Empireman economy, worth 263 trillion akcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,069 akcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The AK-47 Empire's national animal is the doge.
The AK-47 Empire is ranked 161,981st in the world and 3,346th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 120.69147136852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The AK-47 Empire's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The AK-47 Empire's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The AK-47 Empire's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The AK-47 Empire's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The AK-47 Empire was refounded in Balder.
- : The AK-47 Empire ceased to exist in DogeLand.
- : The AK-47 Empire's influence in DogeLand rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : The AK-47 Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : The AK-47 Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : The AK-47 Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.