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Most Conservative: 3,094thMost Authoritarian: 4,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,671st
The Modern Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I saw, I came, I blew it up with nukes.
Lieutenant General
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Age of Dystopia

Population3.522 billion

CapitalDystopia City
LeaderUltimate Supreme Evil Overlord

AnimalNorth Pacific Tree Octopus

The Modern Empire of The Age of Dystopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ultimate Supreme Evil Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.522 billion Age of Dystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Age of Dystopian economy, worth 301 trillion Dystopians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,542 Dystopians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Age of Dystopian military unleashed its biological weapons, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Dystopia's national animal is the North Pacific Tree Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Age of Dystopia is ranked 234,731st in the world and 2nd in The Union of Benevolent Leader for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -11.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 3,094thMost Authoritarian: 4,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,671stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,043rdMost Secular: 8,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,644thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,679thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,921stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,562ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,551stMost Extreme: 19,329thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,261stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,266thLowest Crime Rates: 23,809th

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