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Most Scientifically Advanced: 134thMost Secular: 134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 137th
The Trans-Universal Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Ernest
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The African Emirates

Population14.03 billion

CapitalEmiratia-3
LeaderErnest
FaithAtheism

CurrencyQi
AnimalEmiratian Elephant

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.03 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 4,617 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 329,125 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Emiratian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 276,214th in the world and 792nd in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring -80.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 134thMost Secular: 134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 137thMost Influential: 305thSmartest Citizens: 477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 499thLargest Governments: 563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 616thLowest Crime Rates: 632ndMost Inclusive: 635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 745thHighest Poor Incomes: 753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 782ndSafest: 812thMost Developed: 836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 851stLongest Average Lifespans: 881stMost Compassionate Citizens: 883rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 889thHighest Food Quality: 970thMost Efficient Economies: 1,002ndNicest Citizens: 1,036thHealthiest Citizens: 1,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,147thBest Weather: 1,249thMost Pacifist: 1,549thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,077thHighest Average Incomes: 2,087thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,564thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,818thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,252ndHighest Economic Output: 3,746thMost Cultured: 4,255thRudest Citizens: 4,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,832ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,570thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,466thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,405thMost Patriotic: 17,954thMost Income Equality: 18,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,612thMost Stationary: 19,244thLargest Populations: 28,722nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Income Equality: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, Emiratian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : The African Emirates was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The African Emirates's radio stations.

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