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Most Secular: 779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,404th
The Trans-Universal Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Freedom is only possible through large amounts of A.I.
Ernest 731
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The African Emirates

Population6.196 billion

CapitalGreater Emiratia
LeaderErnest 731
FaithAtheism

CurrencyEmiratian Koob
AnimalEmiratian Elephant

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ernest 731 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.196 billion Emiratians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Emiratia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Emiratian Koobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,701 Emiratian Koobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, nine out of ten citizens of The African Emirates answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The African Emirates, and Emiratians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 138,626th in the world and 1,175th in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.11 on the Rand Index.

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Most Secular: 779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,404thMost Inclusive: 1,640thMost Developed: 1,848thTop
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Safest: 2,100thMost Efficient Economies: 2,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,410thLargest Governments: 2,459thSmartest Citizens: 2,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,836thNicest Citizens: 2,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,042ndMost Influential: 3,314thLowest Crime Rates: 3,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,796thHealthiest Citizens: 3,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,918thMost Pacifist: 3,973rdBest Weather: 4,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,345thHighest Average Incomes: 5,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,358thMost Cultured: 5,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,888thRudest Citizens: 6,306thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,059thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,042nd
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Most Secular: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 190th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, Emiratians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The African Emirates.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, nine out of ten citizens of The African Emirates answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : The African Emirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : The African Emirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, Emiratian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
  • : The African Emirates was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".

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