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Most Secular: 480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 821st
The Trans-Universal Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
It's like Zerg Rush, but with robots.
Ernest
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The African Emirates

Population7.844 billion

CapitalEmiratia-3
LeaderErnest
FaithAtheism

CurrencyKi
AnimalEmiratian Elephant

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.844 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion Kis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,078 Kis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 236,613th in the world and 1,050th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Secular: 480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 821stMost Inclusive: 1,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,351stMost Developed: 1,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,377thSafest: 1,391stMost Efficient Economies: 1,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,417thLargest Governments: 1,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,592ndSmartest Citizens: 1,621stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,701stLowest Crime Rates: 1,824thNicest Citizens: 1,846thBest Weather: 1,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,952ndMost Influential: 2,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,174thMost Pacifist: 2,293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,367thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,463rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,513thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,884thHighest Average Incomes: 4,174thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,826thMost Cultured: 4,990thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,643rdHighest Economic Output: 9,235thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,583rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,419thMost Income Equality: 14,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,983rd
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Most Secular: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : The African Emirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : The African Emirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Emiratian Desert.
  • : The African Emirates endorsed The Opression of The Wires Empire.

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