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Largest Insurance Industry: 150thLargest Black Market: 173rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 276th
The Rum and Sodomy Complex of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Prepare to be impressed.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Admiralty

Population28.391 billion

CapitalRear Admiralty
Leaderthe First Sea Lord
FaithJingoism

CurrencyLash
AnimalCat o' nine tails

The Rum and Sodomy Complex of The Admiralty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the First Sea Lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.391 billion Midshipmen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rear Admiralty. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amidships economy, worth an astonishing 13,274 trillion Lashes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,545 Lashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens who don't follow Jingoism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Admiralty's national animal is the Cat o' nine tails, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jingoism.

The Admiralty is ranked 76,163rd in the world and 17th in Equilism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,704.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 150thLargest Black Market: 173rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 276thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 378thHighest Economic Output: 483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 617thHighest Average Incomes: 732ndLargest Mining Sector: 772ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,383rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,449thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,488thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,499thMost Efficient Economies: 2,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,885thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,159thLargest Governments: 3,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,216thTop
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Most Developed: 3,905thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,452ndMost Influential: 4,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,031stSmartest Citizens: 5,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,448thMost Cultured: 6,111thLargest Populations: 6,374thHealthiest Citizens: 8,662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,042ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,341stLargest Retail Industry: 9,438thMost Patriotic: 9,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,602ndHighest Food Quality: 17,064thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,614thMost Devout: 27,705th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Admiralty, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in The Admiralty, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Admiralty, citizens who don't follow Jingoism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in The Admiralty, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in The Admiralty, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : The Admiralty was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Largest Governments, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Admiralty's influence in Equilism fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".

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