Population | 28.391 billion |
Capital | Rear Admiralty |
Leader | the First Sea Lord |
Faith | Jingoism |
Currency | Lash |
Animal | Cat o' nine tails |
The Rum and Sodomy Complex of The Admiralty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the First Sea Lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.391 billion Midshipmen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rear Admiralty. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Amidships economy, worth an astonishing 13,274 trillion Lashes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,545 Lashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, citizens who don't follow Jingoism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Admiralty's national animal is the Cat o' nine tails, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jingoism.
The Admiralty is ranked 76,163rd in the world and 17th in Equilism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,704.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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The Admiralty, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
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The Admiralty, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
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The Admiralty, citizens who don't follow Jingoism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
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The Admiralty, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
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The Admiralty, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
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The Admiralty was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Largest Governments, and Longest Average Lifespans.
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The Admiralty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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The Admiralty's influence in Equilism fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".