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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 643rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,664th Most Influential: 6,621st
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From Slabs, Blocks
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft

Population159 million


The Rogue Nation of The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 159 million Minecraftians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The a Minecraftian economy, worth 9.73 trillion Emeralds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,203 Emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Minecraftians's kindness, and astronomers are flocking to The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Absolute Monarchy of Minecraft is ranked 18,007th in the world and 727th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 53.48 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,664thTop
Most Influential: 6,621stTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,155thMost Conservative: 10,039thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,670thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,581st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 520th in the regionMost Conservative: 590th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 727th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 831st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 104 » Alunya, Territorio di Nessuno, Miruma, Coprianus, Shibutani, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Kirostan, Peldorn, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Joodey, Plangainer, El Fiji Grande, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Kwaj, Apetopia, Omnistria, Ethnon, Jasminlandia, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Liberum Mundi, Seidr Wyrd, Corfad, Siwale, Dar es Saalam, Q w e r t y, New Pruessen, Federation Terra Australis, Black Templares, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Sundred, Selfgradatude, Sunto, PlanetPunk, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Spartoptia, Trillius, Dreadton, Ejhsa, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Shadowrik, and 54 others.Steampunk Ariel, Torakuen, United Draconia, Abject Ludicrosity, Guer Aike, Egalico, Wineclaw, Racoda, Saturns Edge, Haor Chall, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Tappan Hills, The United States of Romania, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Lomjia, THX1138, Sil Dorsett, New Bremerton, Ibiscaton, Kasazzastan, Sheldanada, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Sanjurika, Afrille, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Maott, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, The Windmilluminati, Dopeland420, Kubrostavsria, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Tianqing, Amerian States, Aratani, Tire Sover, Musselshell, General COE, Niradans, The Teddy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, SirHardHead, Former English Colony, San Xavier, Rynion, Test for a new hope, and Valhalla123.

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